Tuesday, June 07, 2005

 

chain story part II

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in ulu ulu land. It was so ulu that the prince who tried to find her went to holland. and after he went to holland, he had a lot of sex and drugs. he then learnt how to play the guitar so he could rock and roll as well. and then, he went to....

Mount Everest where he could not find anyone to have sex with or drugs to inhale/inject/whatever. High in the clouds and engulfed by the thin mountain air, he realised that the excessive sex had left him high and dry - he had no more desire. (hee)
So he decided to become a monk. Ascetism would rule. No sex No drink No good food No enjoyment. The more frugal life was, the more at peace he would be with the elements, and then life would not be meaningless. So he made his way down the montain to the country and then to town and did not eat or bathe and he was dirty and ragged and hungry.
Then he saw a poster of the princess!! She was clean! And in nice clothes! And a bit plump! And really lovely. He didn't want to be a monk anymore. Bah. Maybe he'd be happy with just one nice little princess. woohoo


Comments:
Do you guys really have nothing better to do?

Ha.
 
hee... didn't want lip to feel bad mah *grinz*
 
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