Tuesday, June 14, 2005
chain story again
Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in ulu ulu land. It was so ulu that the prince who tried to find her went to holland. and after he went to holland, he had a lot of sex and drugs. he then learnt how to play the guitar so he could rock and roll as well. and then, he went to....
Mount Everest where he could not find anyone to have sex with or drugs to inhale/inject/whatever. High in the clouds and engulfed by the thin mountain air, he realised that the excessive sex had left him high and dry - he had no more desire. (hee)So he decided to become a monk. Ascetism would rule. No sex No drink No good food No enjoyment. The more frugal life was, the more at peace he would be with the elements, and then life would not be meaningless.
So he made his way down the montain to the country and then to town and did not eat or bathe and he was dirty and ragged and hungry.
Then he saw a poster of the princess!! She was clean! And in nice clothes! And a bit plump! And really lovely. He didn't want to be a monk anymore. Bah. Maybe he'd be happy with just one nice little princess. woohoo
Meanwhile, his nice little princess was wearing a nice little pink dress. But in reality, the nice little princess was actually not nice at all. She was an evil evil witch and had turned many many ascetics into frogs before. And her favourite colour was not pink -- it was actually green! WHAT AN EVIL PRINCESS SHE IS!
One day, as the evil ulu ulu princess-cum-witch flounced around in her big pink dress and pinched the ears of her servant boys, there was a heavy knock on her chamber door.
She commanded the servant to open it, and lo and behold!
It was the mother of all evils, the dark sorceror, the wicked loathesom Wizard LIP!!
THe tall, but ugly, shrivelled and wrinked old wizard strode into the chamber in his fine cobalt blue robes, with heavy rings bearing gel-like gems that twisted and writhed in the light.
"So tell me, young princess, my dear protege, what evil have you been up to today," he whispered in a sickening voice, his long twig-like fingers reaching for our princess' neck.
"DO me proud and spread my evil legacy, or.... die!!"
SO! IT was actually the disgusting evil malicious WIZARD LIP that was forcing the princess to be evil! She had no choice because he was keeping her in bondange and making her to his bidding under threat of death and the destruction of her kingdom!!! Who will save her??!?!?!
Mount Everest where he could not find anyone to have sex with or drugs to inhale/inject/whatever. High in the clouds and engulfed by the thin mountain air, he realised that the excessive sex had left him high and dry - he had no more desire. (hee)So he decided to become a monk. Ascetism would rule. No sex No drink No good food No enjoyment. The more frugal life was, the more at peace he would be with the elements, and then life would not be meaningless.
So he made his way down the montain to the country and then to town and did not eat or bathe and he was dirty and ragged and hungry.
Then he saw a poster of the princess!! She was clean! And in nice clothes! And a bit plump! And really lovely. He didn't want to be a monk anymore. Bah. Maybe he'd be happy with just one nice little princess. woohoo
Meanwhile, his nice little princess was wearing a nice little pink dress. But in reality, the nice little princess was actually not nice at all. She was an evil evil witch and had turned many many ascetics into frogs before. And her favourite colour was not pink -- it was actually green! WHAT AN EVIL PRINCESS SHE IS!
One day, as the evil ulu ulu princess-cum-witch flounced around in her big pink dress and pinched the ears of her servant boys, there was a heavy knock on her chamber door.
She commanded the servant to open it, and lo and behold!
It was the mother of all evils, the dark sorceror, the wicked loathesom Wizard LIP!!
THe tall, but ugly, shrivelled and wrinked old wizard strode into the chamber in his fine cobalt blue robes, with heavy rings bearing gel-like gems that twisted and writhed in the light.
"So tell me, young princess, my dear protege, what evil have you been up to today," he whispered in a sickening voice, his long twig-like fingers reaching for our princess' neck.
"DO me proud and spread my evil legacy, or.... die!!"
SO! IT was actually the disgusting evil malicious WIZARD LIP that was forcing the princess to be evil! She had no choice because he was keeping her in bondange and making her to his bidding under threat of death and the destruction of her kingdom!!! Who will save her??!?!?!
# posted by Mrs Michelle Cheong @ 2:40 PM 
