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hi guys, some of you may know how to operate a microwave oven, others ask, while some don't. now im sure most of you guys would fall into categories A and B, but unfortunately, top NUS law student Mr. Hu!? seems to struggle with the simplest of modern culinary equipment.

and here the story goes. he took out the croissant. very agreeable. he placed it into the microwave oven on a plate. brilliant. and he made the bush fires look bad by irradiating the poor pastry with 850W of cancer-causing heat waves for 5 fucking minutes.

Now you'd only need to destroy france by increasing the number of working hours per week. Mr. Hu dropped the neutron bomb. Wicked.


Exhibit A: Ground Zero.

KNNBCCB!!! the black shit is the croissant lah. then the plate dunno why can break inside the oven. wah lau ehh, if my chem never fail is suppose to 2000degC then si limit for ceramics right. this means only that it exceed that temperature lor. lagi hot, i think indian want to walk on the heat also die. eee... confirm worse than the state of the croissant. hahaha!!!

plate si from ikea, 3.50 pounds... break nevermind. now my house smell of all the chao-tah smell... wah lau ehh.. worse than the josstick temple smell i tell you. i turn on the ventilator for 1 hour also cannot clear. BEST sia. now my house still stinks of burnt croissant. CROISSANT LEH!!!!... NOT CHIRSTMAS TURKEY, NOT METAL PLATE TOFU... CROISSANT!!!... if house burn down i claim simi insurance? claim the 50p croissant arr. wah lan!!1 i tell the fireman is cos of croissant he will laugh until pengz lor.

wahh buay tahan. almost murder him and plastic bag along orchard road.

i think hor, next time when ppl come your place, must not take chance. must ask if got experience in the kitchen not. cannot scared pai seh or hurt the feeling of your gd fren. cos hor it's not a very shiok feeling to wake up cos you smell chao-tah in your house. i kena 1x jialat... learn lesson liao. you all dun play play then try at home... then the fireman come ask why you say $2.20 delifrance tuna mushroom pie. HAHAHAHAAA!!!

Ok, news of the world over. enjoy and post more pls!

P.S. btw... who else got exam other than me and sharleen ar? must jia you! dun world cup come then keep on watching. wait like david james lidat play too much PS cannot play football.


Exams in 3 weeks.
im supporting England. woohoo!!