Sunday, September 11, 2005

 

Orbituary Section

Alexander Wong Ray Chong, 21, has decided to leave you bastards in singapore for good. but he is being called to london, not back to be with the Lord. anyway, he is neither concerned with you nor the Lord, and in a publicity stunt thinks that it is better that no one sees him off at the airport because he thinks it's full of shit that 20 people have to go to the airport just for one fucker to get on board the plane. And he's not going to another plane! he just decided to go to Imperial College and stay there for a while, and has no idea why people make such a big fuss about it. But never mind, the special one understands, and he knows his people and takes care of them. and even though he's just gonna board a plane which is unlikely to take him to another plane (that takes some shit to happen), he has decided that it doesn't matter if people see him off or not - and so has taken pains to relese details of his rites of passage into the netherworld of London, and it's all-seeing Y2K eye.

those who know the secret numbers shall only silently debate about it, just like those non-fucking vat-i-can BET-YOU-CANT (CUNT). that is, in the absence of his Presence. so go on, stake him on the stake and flame him with your crude-oil comments - you're just going to waste time, money and the Middle East. and remember - any shit head can go to the airport and send him off, but it takes a smart ass to quarantine himself in his katrina-wasted home.

Bye suckers. remember me, but don't fantasise.


Comments:
ALEX!!!!!! hahahahaa......thats funny... take care! :)
 
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